Hi - my name is Bob ...
Taken from my Blackberry So I was out riding my bike along a remote trail the other day .. and an alien materialized out of nowhere ... - I stopped. A little startled, I didn't say anything. He said, "Hey there ... nice day for a ride eh?". It was a beautiful day, I agreed with him, introduced myself, he told me his name was Bob. So, not to be rude, I asked him "how can I help you?" He explained that physically, his species was almost identical. He could consume the same foods as us and metabolize proteins, and minerals and nutrients the same as us... that he liked Pizza and he also had an affinity for M&M's. (must be an ET thing). I shared my love of pizza and suggested he try Heath Toffee Bars ... Then he started asking about some items he saw people ingesting in various ways, inhaling, injecting and consuming in liquid form, that seemed to have no benefit to the body at all. Little or no nutritional value, in fact, many contained seriou...